Hen Night HQ Latest Silly Willies Products

Paint-A-Pecker Stiffy Ceramic Cock

The perfect activity for hen parties, wedding showers or birthdays. Grab hold of 'Stiffy' and give him a gentle paint-job in your choice of colours!

Condom on a Stick

Is it a lollipop or is it a condom? It's both! These coloured condoms come in clear, square, sealed packets with a paper stick attached making them look just like a lollipop.

Chocolate Naughties Willy Sweets

These candy-covered chocolates with willy motifs will really give you something to chew on! Smarties were never this much fun!

Willy Cocktail Sticks

Get the party started with these cheeky penis and ball-shaped Appetizer Picks. Ideal for when the Queen comes round for tea - it'll be the best sausage-on-a-stick she'll ever taste. Talk about crudit�s!

Dicky Chug Sports Bottle

Turn your hen night into a marathon affair with this cheeky sports bottle. Now there's no need to go thirsty between watering holes!

Willy Light Up Lollipop

This fruity flavoured light-up lolly is a tasty treat, flashlight and willy-shaped wand all in one. Lots of fun on a night out with the girls or tucked up in bed!

Rainbow Cock Lollipop

It's impossible to resist giving this rainbow-coloured willy a lick! Lolly is 9 inches long (including stick).

Flashing Light Up Wiggle Willy Wand

Brighter than the Blackpool Illuminations and just as tasteful, let this willy wand guide you throughout the night! It's a fun-filled silly-willy that will stick with you no matter how badly you treat it!

Succulent Willy Lollipop

This is the sweetest willy you'll ever suck on! A fruity pink number with a bulbous tip, there's plenty to get your lips around. Beautifully presented with a red satin bow... if only the real thing was as well turned out!

Willy Party Cutlery Set

Give your dinner guests something to talk about (and something to grab hold of) with this penis-themed cutlery. As NOT recommended by Delia Smith! Each pack contains 8 forks, knives and spoons.

Mini Penis Cake Candles (7 pack)

It's a birthday blow job! These 7 cheeky mini penis candles in a variety of colours add that final decorative flourish to a birthday cake. 1, 2, 3... phoooooooph!

Dark Brown Clone-A-Willy Vibrator Moulding Kit

Great value kit gives you everything need to make an inch-perfect replica of your partner's penis in minutes - and turn it into a sex toy! Safe, easy and fun to use, the kit is non toxic and 100% biodegradable.

Willy Toss Game

Everyone likes to a toss a bit of willy on a Hen Night! Grab the smooth pink pads, make sure the red heart-shaped targets are facing outward, then toss the willy back and forth. Should be an Olympic sport!

Mini Willy Candles 2 Pack

Add a little spark to the occasion with these two perky little willy candles. Their bulbous heads last for ages... just make sure you don't burn the candle at both ends. Ouch!

Willy Bubbles Necklace Bottle

If you like blowing bubbles and like blowing, er, men then you'll love this novelty penis shaped bottle of bubbles. Fitted with a pink neck string it can be worn around the neck so it won't be lost in the mayhem of your hen night.

The Biggest Willy in the World

Do you suffer from penis size anxiety? Do you check out all the guys in the locker room and feel small? Do you you want the biggest willy in the world? Well look no further! Essential stag night gift!

Wee Willy Keyring

Silly hen night novelty ahoy! Don't get stressed out about losing your keys, attached them to this wee willy key ring and you've got a soft, squeezeable stress-buster wherever you go. Fab for your hen night or as a naughty gift idea!

Grow Your Own Willy Adult Novelty

When it comes to silly-season gift-giving, presents don't get silly-willier. Drop this perfect pecker into a bowl of water and it'll grow to 600% its original size. You can't do as much with it as you can a real man, but at least it won't fart in bed.

Succulent Hard Willies

Can't stop sucking cock? Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!

Willy Egg Fryer

Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot! Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.

Hot Willy

Ideal for a fun night in or a party night out with the girls (or boys!), simply wind-up Hot Willy and pass around the circle - the person holding Hot Willy when he stops making a noise completes the forfeit, or drops out. Hey, make up your own rules!

Willy Party Tray

What better way to serve your hen party nibbles than on a super-sized willy tray! With three large places to put your snacks, this 16-inch tray is bound to be a conversation piece on your hen night!

Willy Bottle Stopper

Worried you might not make it to the bottom of that bottle of wine? Not any more! Put an end to wine waste with these cheeky willy bottle stopper. You can take one out on the town to mark your Bacardi Breezer while you're dancing, too!

Willy Glow Stick Earrings

Your hen night outfit isn't complete until you've got something silly dangling from your ears, and these Glow Willy Earrings fit the bill perfectly! Just when you thought hen night novelty ideas couldn't get any sillier...

Willy Glow Stick

Perfect for hen nights and anywhere you're dancing in the dark, the Willy Glow Stick brings a whole new meaning to hardcore raving! Glows bright for up to 8 hours - can you last the distance?!

Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies

For those super-fun bathtime frolics when one willy just isn't enough! Your pack Little Fizzy Bathtime Willies will make your bath hubble and bubble - and with 7 willies per box, there are enough to last all week!

Willy Cup Cake Tins (Set of Six)

What better way to start your hen night than with willy-shaped cakes?! Each cup cake pan will make six 4-inch willy cup cake. These are great fun to make on a girls night out and ideal for hen night nibbles.

Clone-A-Willy Kit Glow In The Dark Vibrator Kit

New! This great value kit gives you everything need to make an inch-perfect replica of your partner's penis in minutes - and it glows in the dark!

Willy Candle

This super silly fun-shaped candle is guaranteed to light your fire! Comes in a nice presentation box and lasts for absolutely ages.

Peppermint Peckers

Goodbye dog's breath, hello penis breath! (Yes, that is a good thing!) Each tin contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints. Ideal for freshening up before you go out, while you're out or on the morning after!

Dickie Bottle Caps

Going out for a drink? Don't leave home without your Dickie Bottle Caps! Designed to fit most beer and alcopop bottles, these cheeky willy bottle tops keep the fizz in and unmentionables out. The perfect hen night novelty idea. Cheers!

Light Up Willy Party Ring

With this willy ring, I thee wed... More silliness for a big fun hen night. Slide the ring on to the hen's finger, pull out the tab and see the mini-willy light up. Smiles all round!

Willy Ice Mould

Make the perfect cocktail every time! Tee-hee! A 6-inch mould for making willy-shaped ice sculptures. Mix yourself a large drink and drop one in! Comes complete with mini cocktail recipe booklet.

Willy Cake Tin Large

Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect pecker-shaped cakes. Now comes in jumbo size for 15-inches of edible pecker!

Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch

The best things come in small packages, and this mini realistic is no exception! Tiny flexible cock and balls. Perfect as a strap-on for your Smurf!

Willy Cookie Cutters

Your biscuits have never tasted so good! 3 willy cutters for shaping your cookie dough into perfect penis sizes - small (6.5 inches), medium (8 inches) and large (10 inches).

Captain Pecker 6 Foot Inflatable Willy

Never mind 6 inches, how about 6 FEET!? No hen party is complete without a 6-foot pecker, as long as you've got enough puff to blow it up! Fill the bottom with water and Captain Pecker will wobble but he won't fall down!

Inflatable Willy Ring Toss

Tossing your ring has never been so much fun! Blow up the 3-foot inflatable willy, stand well back and see if you can toss you ring over the erect member. Six rings supplied. Guaranteed to break the ice at your hen party!

Pin the Willy on the Hunk Game

Remember pin the tail on the donkey? Spin it round, turn it into a man and have a go after too many glasses of wine! Hang up the hunk, blindfold the hens and hand out the 15 different cartoon willies. Whoever hits closest wins!

Hen Party Willy Garter

So chic, so stylish so... silly! A pretty pink lace and white ribbon garter that's only spoiled by the presence of a silly little willy under the nice white bow. Love it!

Willy Drinking Straws

Slurp, slurp, slurp! Here's a great incentive to make sure you get to the very bottom of every cocktail glass... 10 willy-ended plastic drinking straws. Shrieks, giggles and prudish tuts guaranteed!

Dick On A Stick

It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of chocolate. Got to be worth a nibble, hasn't it?!

Willy Whistle

Come blow on my horn! Pucker up and give the guys a blast on your Willy Whistle. Fab hen night fun!

Clone-A-Willy Chocolate Moulding Kit

Make a replica of your own (or someone else's!) willy out of solid chocolate and then hunker down for a lip-smacking treat! Includes everything you need to make an exact, solid milk chocolate copy of a penis!

A Bath of Fizzing Willies

What could be better than a nice relaxing bath? A nice relaxing bath full of fizzing willy bath bombs, of course! Drop a handful in and watch them fizz - Radox was never this much fun!

Silly Sticky Willy

It's silly! It's sticky! It's a willy! An individually gift-wrapped mini sticky willy that the hens will just love to feel and fondle. Almost as good as than the real thing! Throw against the wall and see if it sticks!

Novelty Bopping Willy Wand

Novelty wand!? What were we expecting? A real willy wand with real willy magic!? YES! Including the pert pink willy, it's 16 inches of shiny silver magical fun, complete with pink fake fur trim. Shazam!

Bopping Willy Tiara

Super fun and super silliness with this fun fake fur-line silver tiara that's topped with a pink springy willy that points the way to a night-time of hen night fun. Bring on the boys!

Naughty Hen Night Willy Necklace and Bracelet

The perfect fashion accessory for your hen night or girl's night out! A tasteful(!) pink beaded necklace with purple, blue and red peckers hanging off. Also includes a matching bracelet... Divine!

Willy Shower Gel

Squeeze me, squirt me, please me! A proud pecker-shaped pouch of shower gel that's great on your own but more fun for two... Just make sure you wash behind your ears!