Want to look breathtaking for your big day? Whether you're the blushing bride or simply a back row guest, it's important to make a good impression.

This week, all of the personal trainers to the stars and nutritional experts have been giving some top tips on how to look good on the day:

"Eva Longoria, the 33-year-old Desperate Housewives star, married basketball player Tony Parker last year and cut out all sweets - her beloved cupcakes to boot - in the weeks before their wedding.

Full story: How to Look Your Best on Your Wedding Day!

What better way to enjoy crudités on a Hen Night than with these fantastic Willy Cocktail Sticks, which are topped by a cheeky cock and balls combo!

Get out the hors d'oeuvres and all the girls will love skewering sausages with 'em.

The packs contain 20 sticks in red, blue, purple and yellow.

If you're having a police women theme for your hen night, you have to ensure that the girls are suitably equipped with the tools of the trade, you know, just in case you come across any unruly fellas.

The Squeaking Policewoman's Truncheon is the ideal accessory for your police woman uniform, what with it being long, pink and squeaky. At least, we think it's the truncheon that's squeaky, not the police woman.

Don't forget you can organise your hen night and upload all your hen night pictures using our Hen Night Planner. And you can win prizes every month too :-)

Hen night goers of a nervous disposition should look away now: the hen party willy straws that you see there (not that you're looking at them) have been banned from our hen night shop on eBay. It seems that their near-realistic penile appearances has sent shockwaves through the upper echelons of eBay's content police and our listing for them has been banned.

We are grateful to eBay for protecting us all from these evil willy straws that look just a little bit like a man's wotsit. We don't know what might happen if this picture fell into the wrong hands.

Meanwhile, readily available on eBay shedloads of penis enlargement pills from the USA, Germany and Malaysia.

So thank you eBay for protecting us all from the evils of pictures of Willy Straws - we're sure it's those that are lowering the tone and endangering the wellbeing of your members, not all those other products...

Let's face it, you're not going to be taking your man on your Hen Night. But now you can take his willy!

The Clone-A-Willy Vibrator Moulding Kit provides everything you need to make a perfect replica of your partner's Old Chap and, best of all, it comes with a multispeed vibrator.

Simply pop the moulding tube around the excitable fellow – with your man's permission, of course – and before the cock crows you'll have an inch-perfect rubber sex toy.

One bride-to-be couldn't decide which of her friends and family to choose as her bridesmaids... so she had 24 of them!

We think with that many people going down the aisle, they should have been wearing bridesmaid warning boppers.

Full story in Metro.

We all know that blokes are all mouth and no trousers - but here's a way to prove it! The Inch Perfect Vibrator is a real vibrator (yes, it is good for you-know-what!) but the best thing about it is that it has a ruler printed down the side. So while you're out on the town, you can challenge any gobby guys to see if they measure up against it! Will they rise to the challenge?!

To the untrained eye, an L-plate is an L-plate is an L-plate, but we know better! We've got more than 10 L-Plates to choose from - some pink, some red, some furry and some flashing - one to suit every outfit!

While I was out in Bath the other evening sipping a classy cocktail, it was great fun to watch the various hen parties stagger up and down the road. Our favourite was the girl who was clutching - as if her life depended on it - a fully-blown giant willy, which must have been at least a foot taller than here. I kicked myself for not being quick enough with my cameraphone - it would have made a great pic...

If you've got any pics of you on your hen night, do send them in for our hen night gallery!

We're not sure if this is something to be proud of, but we think we've got the biggest collection of willy-related products on the Internet. Who'd have thought that the humble pecker could be turned into everything from a willy whistle to a willy drinking straw to a willy balloon to a willy hoopla. Not us, that's for sure!